Hello there precious gossipers. My apologies for not posting for the past couple of weeks but there just hasn't been enough worthy gossip to spread lately. However, after the shit show you all put on at Rascal Flatts this past Saturday, fear not. There is enough gossip to share for weeks. Hmmm where do I even begin. Well for starters, @mongoose_lee did not waste anytime getting down to business with the ladies and managed to hook up with 5 of them. I will spare you the names of these poor girls but it did range from sophmores to seniors. Sounds a little like desperation to me. On another note, @chocochipbrooki made her dreams come true and played some tonsil hockey with her latest crush @siegel. Some said these two even looked like a couple so kudos for taking charge @chocochipbrooki. But as a rule of thumb people, spare yours truly at the tailgate and wait to get busy until you're inside the concert. Also, after one person throws up, the hooking up should stop. Now, enough of that and onto the climax of the night. Top drama queen @baby_got_bec created a scene that could ruin her future reputation. I'll cut the story short and share that she made a move on Tyler Shiftlet as he laid hammered on the Lakewood lawn. Talk about classy. Didn't your "legendary" siblings teach you anything @baby_got_bec? My favorite part of it all is that Tyler is not single, but is still dating his longtime girlfriend Maggie Wolters. Word of advice @baby_got_bec....watch out and good luck. College girls do not mess around.
Though she may have dug herself a hole, I sure as hell will enjoy reporting to you about the bitch fight that may occur. Hope you all didn't miss me too much.
You know you love me
xoxo-Gossip Girl
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