It has come to my attention that our very own blonde haired and blue eyed girls who parade around the riverbank every friday night, have not only been giving out water, but mixed signals as well. It appears that their so called manager or waterboy, finally decided to share his feelings via text and wanted to "see some skin". Maybe it was their irresistable perfectly straight hair, or membership in the smiley face group, but did he forget that these two ladies are out of his league? Poor waterboy, with nothing to lose he poured out his heart with phrases such as "I always thought you were kinda cute" and even swore this text was sent while he was under the influence. But we all know these silly excuses are simply false advertising and that you shouldn't mix business with pleasure. So in return he received rejection. Maybe one day the stars will align, but for now I think waterboy should stay away from blondes and stick to blue dummies. Take note freshmen, we wouldn't want you to be hit on by a love struck waterboy, but then again with your record so far, maybe you deserve the punishment.
You know you love me
xoxo, Gossip Girl
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