Monday, October 8, 2012

Sunny Side Up

Gossip Girl here, word on the street is some vandalizing went on this weekend. Well, while you poor victims were washing eggs off your cars and bedroom windows, I was out on the town with my ears open, ready to snatch any gossip I could find. Rumour has it that the bold freshman "Rudka" was brave enough to stand up to ever intimidating @chocolatechipbrooki. Oh how it humours me how naive the little freshman are...didn't she know never to mess with @chocolatechipbrooki? Apparently not..."Rudka" got into @chocolatechipbrooki's face and told her to "hop off". Well we all know how this story's going to end. "Rudka" ended up in tears and denied her bold words. Hopefully, this will teach the freshman to learn their place in the social hierarchy...as for now, back to the bottom of the food chain bitches. 
You know you love me
xoxo, Gossip Girl

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