You Little Rascals

Hello there precious gossipers. My apologies for not posting for the past couple of weeks but there just hasn't been enough worthy gossip to spread lately. However, after the shit show you all put on at Rascal Flatts this past Saturday, fear not. There is enough gossip to share for weeks. Hmmm where do I even begin. Well for starters, @mongoose_lee did not waste anytime getting down to business with the ladies and managed to hook up with 5 of them. I will spare you the names of these poor girls but it did range from sophmores to seniors. Sounds a little like desperation to me. On another note, @chocochipbrooki made her dreams come true and played some tonsil hockey with her latest crush @siegel. Some said these two even looked like a couple so kudos for taking charge @chocochipbrooki. But as a rule of thumb people, spare yours truly at the tailgate and wait to get busy until you're inside the concert. Also, after one person throws up, the hooking up should stop. Now, enough of that and onto the climax of the night. Top drama queen @baby_got_bec created a scene that could ruin her future reputation. I'll cut the story short and share that she made a move on Tyler Shiftlet as he laid hammered on the Lakewood lawn. Talk about classy. Didn't your "legendary" siblings teach you anything @baby_got_bec? My favorite part of it all is that Tyler is not single, but is still dating his longtime girlfriend Maggie Wolters. Word of advice @baby_got_bec....watch out and good luck. College girls do not mess around.
Though she may have dug herself a hole, I sure as hell will enjoy reporting to you about the bitch fight that may occur. Hope you all didn't miss me too much.
You know you love me
xoxo-Gossip Girl

Oh Waterboy

It has come to my attention that our very own blonde haired and blue eyed girls who parade around the riverbank every friday night, have not only been giving out water, but mixed signals as well. It appears that their so called manager or waterboy, finally decided to share his feelings via text and wanted to "see some skin". Maybe it was their irresistable perfectly straight hair, or membership in the smiley face group, but did he forget that these two ladies are out of his league? Poor waterboy, with nothing to lose he poured out his heart with phrases such as "I always thought you were kinda cute" and even swore this text was sent while he was under the influence. But we all know these silly excuses are simply false advertising and that you shouldn't mix business with pleasure. So in return he received rejection. Maybe one day the stars will align, but for now I think waterboy should stay away from blondes and stick to blue dummies. Take note freshmen, we wouldn't want you to be hit on by a love struck waterboy, but then again with your record so far, maybe you deserve the punishment.
You know you love me
xoxo, Gossip Girl

I'm melting, I'm melting

Good evening all my fellow gossipers, I hope you all are receiving as much juicy gossip as I have received in the past couple days. I love fall because fall means Halloween and Halloween is the holiday that brings out all the "witches". I certainly know a few that could qualify as real "witches". One particular "witch" I'm thinking of, is a freshman, and damn this girl's got some nerve. First, this ever so bold frosh has enough courage to chat multiple upperclassmen boys, then she even is gutsy enough to trash talk her best friend, while she is at her best friend's house, to an upperclassman boy. First rule of girl code...chicks before dicks "sweetheart". This same "witch" also had a fun filled weekend consisting of taking @4$ty pictures with her cannon, stalking upperclassmen, and having a pleasurable evening with a complete horn-dog. Sounds like a party to me. All I'm saying is this "witch" better watch out before somebody throws some water on her. You know you love me

-xoxo Gossip Girl

Sunny Side Up

Gossip Girl here, word on the street is some vandalizing went on this weekend. Well, while you poor victims were washing eggs off your cars and bedroom windows, I was out on the town with my ears open, ready to snatch any gossip I could find. Rumour has it that the bold freshman "Rudka" was brave enough to stand up to ever intimidating @chocolatechipbrooki. Oh how it humours me how naive the little freshman are...didn't she know never to mess with @chocolatechipbrooki? Apparently not..."Rudka" got into @chocolatechipbrooki's face and told her to "hop off". Well we all know how this story's going to end. "Rudka" ended up in tears and denied her bold words. Hopefully, this will teach the freshman to learn their place in the social hierarchy...as for now, back to the bottom of the food chain bitches. 
You know you love me
xoxo, Gossip Girl

Out with the Old, and In with the New

Well hello there my favorite ladies and gents. I hope you are as thrilled as I am to be reading the first of many Gossip Girl posts. It appears that once upon a time a lonely freshman desperate to become an insider, attempted to spread your deepest secrets and latest scandals. But have no fear, that sorry excuse for gossip has been put to rest and a new alliance has formed. We can't wait to expose our beloved elite, so start sending in tips and let the fun begin.
You know you love me
xoxo, Gossip Girl